MLA Citation

How's about you just assume I didn't cheat, and save us both the time. 10 lines worth of useless information? P-p-p-pass.

Aside from the ones who built the railroad

Chinks

Terrible sweet sixteen games.

Most notably Memphis's defense not showing up and the inability to free throws......

This link is for one of our dedicated contributors. His initials are not BG.

Western Kentucky

Seriously, that shit is almost as gay as the fucking Wisconsin Badgers.

Western Kentucky,

Seriously, why you have to hit all those threes.

I hate Tyra Banks bitch needs to shut her mouth.

Certain Types of People

First off I am going to categorize the general population into two distinct groups: People who understand western culture and those have yet to assimilate to where they live.

So here we have those who don't understand the word assimilate. So here is a definition of the word http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_assimilation , a wiki link that is how western people do things.
Here are the most common people who fall under this list:
Asian students and Indian students so you don't think I am racist I fall into one of those categories. You people do not respect lines, this is not the fucking market in Bombay of Seoul, there is enough of everything and you cutting the line shows you are fucking piece of shit. Also you guys still think this is some foreign land and believe you can just walk where ever you want forgetting we invented crosswalks to keep dumbasses like you clogging our emergency rooms.
So what I am trying to say is I hate people who come to Canada or the United States but refuse to assimilate to our culture, which throws off everyone's routines. So what I suggest to you is start reading more on wikipedia on western culture, so you can stop pissing off the majority.

Rich white kids shouldn't be "ironically" crunk

Grisham endings, still waiting for one im pleased with.

When i stick a can of pop in the freezer to cool it off real quick and forget about it

No lunchmeat in the fridge

Liberals

Salads and/or sandwiches with eggs in them, except egg salad sandwiches

Snow

Ordering food online

Ordering food online seems like a great idea, right? You don't even have to call the place, you can just select what you want, and BAM! it's on the way.

Wrong.

It's the biggest pain in the ass ever if you don't live in an actual house. The online address entry systems just cannot comprehend things like dormitories or apartments. They are insanely picky about street names and numbers, reminding me of the Black Knight from Holy Grail in their insane devotion to stopping me from getting past them and on to awesome things like pizza or subs. To be specific here, I'm talking about Jimmy John's and Domino's. God damn, the food is so good, but by the time I'm done screwing around with their online order system I'm too frustrated to want any. Fuck.

I hate/.....

Liam Condon
Blind People
Fat People
Gingers